No zombie nights, no Jim Beam slushies, no castoff furniture from a grounded plane. Screw all that East Williamsburg gimmickry! This cavernous haunt has respectability on its mind. Indeed, proprietor Sean O’Rourke—who also co-runs Pencil Factory in Greenpoint, a veritable doppelgänger—stakes this spinoff bar’s reputation on the microbrews and the craft ales. That means you’ll be glugging Smuttynose IPA or Keegan Ales Mother’s Milk Stout (not Red Stripe or Milwaukee’s Best) on the dark, glossy wood seating or even nicer, the smoke-filled patio. Show up on the weekends for that ultimate rite of passage into domesticated adulthood: brunch.